Rebecca Lobo walks home from the party--it's only a few blocks. She lays down and thinks about her vagina, which is unshaved. A boy tonight told her that girls are supposed to shave their vaginas and she's thinking about believing him, but doesn't think she does. She doesn't know. She shaved her vagina once and then got laid that night, but she felt like a child which ruined the whole thing for her, so she stopped shaving her vagina.

She thinks about Professor Alvin's penis again, this time in a sexy way, but it doesn't turn her on, just makes her feel seasick. Professor Alvin's first name is Bradley. She has never addressed him by name—first or last—but when she thinks about him, she refers to him as Bradley in her head.